To the right of my desk I have hanging on my wall a subway map for the New York City transportation system that I use daily for easy reference on how to best navigate my way around Gotham, And each day, as I peer at the colored lines drawing a pattern over all of the buroughs, I can not resist thinking just how much the island of Manhatten looks like the profile of a limp penis. I know, a little sick at worst, and entirely childish at best, but that is where I am. But seriously, look for yourselves and you will see what I mean.