To my adoring public:

The latest in a long line of crappy stuff brought on by service companies is that my DSL has been unwantingly disconnected. As such, I am only able to access a super slow dial-up connection every few days so posting will most likely be at a stand still until the issue is resolved, which should be sometime on Friday, August 27th (thanks Verizon for that speedy reconnection!). If anything super blog-worthy should arise between now and then I will dial-up and fill you in, otherwise, see you closer to the end of August.