I am convinced that at any moment Ashton Kutcher is going to jump out from behind one of the pillars of the White House wearing an "I *heart* Kerry" trucker hat yelling to the world that we all just got Punked! And then, his homey P Diddy is going to start tossing out VOTE OR DIE t-shirts to all of the people who fought the good fight and Teresa Heinz will declare it "National Ketchup Day" and we'll all get free fries.

Seriously, that would be really cool...