Embarrassing is:

Going to dinner and a movie with your friend but finishing dinner right as a Texas thunderstorm barrels through leaving you with no other option than to wrap your blue-booted foot in a grocery bag to prevent it from getting wet for fear of getting an infectious disease that requires amputation, and then having to walk through the very crowded restaurant and to the car making a crinkling sound with each limping step.

We laughed so hard the entire time that I would have peed my pants had logical thinking not reminded me that pee getting into my boot would be much worse than regular Texas rainwater.