A Danger to Myself
- I have a bruise on the heel of my hand from an overly excited evening with a tambourine
- I have a paper cut on my knuckle from the paper table cloth cover at Macaroni Grill
- I have a slice on my finger from a pair of scissors I used to open a cardboard box this morning
- I have a bruise on my right thigh from running into the corner of a counter
And tomorrow night I am pressing my luck by going rollerskating. Go figure...
posted by Ebony @ 3:37 PM
4 Comments:
At 7:38 AM,
Stephanie said…
Maybe you should start looking into how to use the bathroom in a body cast...just in case...
At 10:26 AM,
danielle said…
kneepads! don't forget them!
At 1:03 PM,
Corrie said…
Don't mention any of these things if you go to take out a life insurance policy! :)
At 11:20 PM,
Stereoette said…
good lord, you're startin' to sound like me...
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