A Saturday afternoon in Central Park at a Patti Labelle concert: Free

A post-concert nap on the grass with good friends: Free

The sauciest parade that I have ever witnessed (complete with loud disco music and drag queens in their finest attire) prancing down 5th Avenue: Free

Gay Pride Week in New York City: Priceless!

It is certain...juice boxes are cursed and I shall never purchase them again for they only bring pain and confusion with no sign of the sweet enjoyment I remember from my youth.

And with that, I am back!